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A page thatbooks the trip.In 7 days.

If you can dream it, I can probably build it. This week I'm not selling a six-month rebuild. I'm selling five fast sprints.

The website-in-a-week sprint

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What this work usually costs.

Comparison of typical 2026 routes to getting a high-converting page
RouteTypical 2026 priceTypical timeWhat you actually get
DIY template$0–$500 / yr + your nights2–6 weeks of fiddlingA generic page that looks like everyone else's
Charter template platforms$50–$150 / mo foreverDays to set up, years of feesA rented slot in a directory lookalike
Marketplace freelancer$800–$1,5001–4 weeks, variableA page, maybe. Copy, SEO, and follow-through usually extra
TUNA KILLER 7-DAY SPRINT$2,500 · $1,250 to start7 daysPage, copy, mobile, form, SEO, 3 posts, 2 rounds
Homepage copy only$1,500–$4,0001–2 weeksWords — no design, no build, no launch
Boutique agency landing$7,500–$15,0004–10 weeksProcess, meetings, and a very nice invoice
Custom multi-page charter site$10,000–$30,000+2–6 monthsThe full rebuild — when you're actually ready for it

Figures reflect published 2026 market bands for each route — your quote from any given provider will vary.

The run

Seven days. No drift.

  1. Day 0

    Seat

    Deposit in, scope locked, kickoff call booked.

  2. Days 1–3

    Build

    Copy, design, page, form — built in the open.

  3. Days 4–6

    Revise

    Two focused rounds. No drift, no committee.

  4. Day 7

    Live

    DNS, launch, and 3 promo posts to push traffic.

Questions

Asked on every dock.

Because $800 buys a template with your logo dropped in. This sprint includes conversion copy, offer positioning, mobile build, a working booking or lead form, on-page SEO, launch, and promo posts — by one accountable builder, in 7 days.

Final call

Five hooks. That's it. Claim the seat.

Reply SPRINT. I'll send the scope, the short agreement, and the deposit link.

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thetunakiller@gmail.com

Dr. Perry M. Brunette, Ph.D. — Tuna Killer

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